Hilarious! For an extra laugh, check out the truck rates to leave SoCal and come to Wyoming one-way.
For fun, I looked up the U-Haul rate to escape Los Angeles with a 26 ft truck. This is up almost $2,000 since I checked it a few weeks ago.

Back when we left NorCal, they wanted over $4,000 for a truck, but I rented a nice new Penske with car hauler for $2,295. But it appears that people have gotten hip to Penske as an option. Still better trucks and cheaper than U-Haul.
