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<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBy Cam Wakefield<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThink of the children\u201d is the oldest skeleton key in the political toolbox and the British government has just jammed it into the lock on every phone in the country.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ministers are reportedly drafting a law that would force Apple, Google, and the rest to make it impossible for a child to send, receive, view, or share a single nude image<\/a>, with the executives who refuse facing up to five years in prison.<\/p>\n\n\n\nThe children are the headline but the surveillance is the product.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Peel off the press release and the demand turns out to be impossible to meet without doing the exact thing the government has wanted to do for years. You cannot block every naked picture someone might stumble across without inspecting every picture, every message, every video call, every streamed film, on every device, all the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A filter that total requires surveillance that total.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The nudity is the excuse and the unbroken view into your phone is the actual prize, with \u201cprotecting kids\u201d chosen as the wrapping paper precisely because nobody dares unwrap it in public.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The industry calls the method client-side scanning, a phrase engineered to sound like a checkbox in Settings rather than what it is, a permanent informant living on hardware you paid for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Frame it as catching predators and it sails through. Frame it honestly, as government-mandated spyware on tens of millions of phones, and it sinks. So the framing stays welded to the children, where objection is made to feel indecent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The enforcement is lifted from the Online Safety Act<\/a>, that gift that keeps on taking, which already lets the state jail technology bosses for five years.<\/p>\n\n\n\nSold to the public as a shield for children, it\u2019s behaving more like a crowbar, and the government has now found the wall it most wants to lever open, which is the inside of your phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jess Phillips, the former Home Office safeguarding minister, resigned in May<\/a> after concluding ministers would only ever \u201cencourage\u201d firms to comply, a word that in Whitehall binds about as tightly as a strongly worded birthday card.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\u201cIt has taken me a year to get you to agree to even threaten to legislate in this space,\u201d Phillips wrote to Prime Minister Keir Starmer. \u201cNot legislate, just threaten.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As usual, she kept going. \u201cThe announcement was meant to be in March, I\u2019m still on a promise this will happen in June, I\u2019ve given up believing it,\u201d she added, before asking, \u201cHow many children were left without a safety net in the time we dilly dallied and worried about tech bosses?\u201d Phillips plainly means every word, and that sincerity is exactly what makes her cause so useful to the people who don\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The giveaway is that the government isn\u2019t inventing any of this. It\u2019s ordering a louder remix of tracks the tech giants already cut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apple switched on device-level age checks for UK users earlier this year and now runs two relevant systems. Its Web Content Filter bars adult websites across Safari and every other browser. Its Communication Safety feature rifles through AirDrop, FaceTime, Messages, and Photos for nudity and blurs whatever it catches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Google shipped its own version, branded Sensitive Content Warnings, which paws through Google Messages doing the same chore. According to The Times<\/a>, ministers want all of it fused together and cranked up.<\/p>\n\n\n\nA program clever enough to recognize a naked body in any image, message, or video stream is more than a modest little nudity detector. It\u2019s a general-purpose content scanner pointed at one target this year and swivelable toward any other the next, a flyer for the wrong march, a banned book, a face the Home Office has taken against.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Retargeting it won\u2019t require a new law, a vote, or a podium. It\u2019ll take a software update you never agreed to and almost certainly won\u2019t be told about. The nudity ban is the foot in the door and doors have a habit of staying open once a government\u2019s boot is wedged inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
<\/figure>\n\n\n\nBy Cam Wakefield<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cThink of the children\u201d is the oldest skeleton key in the political toolbox and the British government has just jammed it into the lock on every phone in the country.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ministers are reportedly drafting a law that would force Apple, Google, and the rest to make it impossible for a child to send, receive, view, or share a single nude image<\/a>, with the executives who refuse facing up to five years in prison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The children are the headline but the surveillance is the product.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Peel off the press release and the demand turns out to be impossible to meet without doing the exact thing the government has wanted to do for years. You cannot block every naked picture someone might stumble across without inspecting every picture, every message, every video call, every streamed film, on every device, all the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A filter that total requires surveillance that total.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The nudity is the excuse and the unbroken view into your phone is the actual prize, with \u201cprotecting kids\u201d chosen as the wrapping paper precisely because nobody dares unwrap it in public.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The industry calls the method client-side scanning, a phrase engineered to sound like a checkbox in Settings rather than what it is, a permanent informant living on hardware you paid for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Frame it as catching predators and it sails through. Frame it honestly, as government-mandated spyware on tens of millions of phones, and it sinks. So the framing stays welded to the children, where objection is made to feel indecent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The enforcement is lifted from the Online Safety Act<\/a>, that gift that keeps on taking, which already lets the state jail technology bosses for five years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sold to the public as a shield for children, it\u2019s behaving more like a crowbar, and the government has now found the wall it most wants to lever open, which is the inside of your phone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jess Phillips, the former Home Office safeguarding minister, resigned in May<\/a> after concluding ministers would only ever \u201cencourage\u201d firms to comply, a word that in Whitehall binds about as tightly as a strongly worded birthday card.<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cIt has taken me a year to get you to agree to even threaten to legislate in this space,\u201d Phillips wrote to Prime Minister Keir Starmer. \u201cNot legislate, just threaten.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n As usual, she kept going. \u201cThe announcement was meant to be in March, I\u2019m still on a promise this will happen in June, I\u2019ve given up believing it,\u201d she added, before asking, \u201cHow many children were left without a safety net in the time we dilly dallied and worried about tech bosses?\u201d Phillips plainly means every word, and that sincerity is exactly what makes her cause so useful to the people who don\u2019t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The giveaway is that the government isn\u2019t inventing any of this. It\u2019s ordering a louder remix of tracks the tech giants already cut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Apple switched on device-level age checks for UK users earlier this year and now runs two relevant systems. Its Web Content Filter bars adult websites across Safari and every other browser. Its Communication Safety feature rifles through AirDrop, FaceTime, Messages, and Photos for nudity and blurs whatever it catches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Google shipped its own version, branded Sensitive Content Warnings, which paws through Google Messages doing the same chore. According to The Times<\/a>, ministers want all of it fused together and cranked up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n A program clever enough to recognize a naked body in any image, message, or video stream is more than a modest little nudity detector. It\u2019s a general-purpose content scanner pointed at one target this year and swivelable toward any other the next, a flyer for the wrong march, a banned book, a face the Home Office has taken against.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Retargeting it won\u2019t require a new law, a vote, or a podium. It\u2019ll take a software update you never agreed to and almost certainly won\u2019t be told about. The nudity ban is the foot in the door and doors have a habit of staying open once a government\u2019s boot is wedged inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n